Luckily, Water Bearers don’t get offended easily, but people sure do like to make fun of our eccentricities. Here are some common insults – and how to shut them down.
Insult: “You need to ask for help more often.”
Reply: “I’ve got this.”
Insult: “You’re so weird.”
Reply: “Good – I don’t want to be boring.”
Insult: “You’re crazy!”
Reply: “I’m fully self-aware, so – NO.”
Insult: “Why don’t you just follow the instructions?”
Reply: “Because I know a better way.”