Insulted for being a Capricorn? Here’s your comeback...

Insulted for being a Capricorn? Here’s your comeback...

Capricorns can use their words as weapons, but only will when they need to. So, next time your Capricorn honor is at stake, here are your best retorts...

Insult: “You’re boring.”
Comeback: “Sometimes immature people can’t grasp what makes me fascinating.”

Insult: “Lighten up.”
Comeback: “You’re the one getting offended, not me.”

Insult: “You’re a workaholic.”
Comeback: “Someone has to pick up the slack.”

Insult: “You’re cheap.”
Comeback: “I spend on things with value...”

Insult: “You’re cold.”
Comeback: “Really? Feels warm in here to me. Must just be you.”

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