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Want the truth and a laugh? Ask a Sagittarius!

Want the truth and a laugh? Ask a Sagittarius!

Sagittarians Jon Stewart and Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) have more in common than gray hair! Both satirical wits excel at pointing out the absurdities in American politics and life.

That arrow the Archer is poised to shoot? It's aimed directly at untruths, unfairness, and pretentiousness.

If Twain were alive today, he'd no doubt be tweeting in support of abolition, blogging in favor of women's rights, and skewering politicians and bloviators as host of his own late-night talk show.

"Clothes make the man," said Twain. "Naked people have little or no influence on society." Who says you can't learn a civic lessons and laugh at the same time?

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