What to say when someone insults your Taurus ways

Next time someone mocks one of your sign’s common tendencies, set them straight with these witty retorts...

“You take too long.” Response: “Patience makes perfection.”

“You’re such a homebody.” Response: “Why would I suffer out in public when I can be pampered in paradise?”

“You aren’t listening to reason.” Response: “That’s because you’re talking nonsense.”

“You’re so stubborn.” Response: “No, I’m just right.”

“You spent too much.” Response: “I’m worth it/I earned it.”

“Maybe you shouldn’t eat such rich food.” Response: *Stuffs piece of chocolate in mouth*

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