Daily Love Horoscope
MONDAY - MAY 2, 2016
The current astral configuration may mean that you don't get to crack a single joke today, which could be a relief for your partner (current or prospective). What you will be more inclined to do is talk about all the serious stuff, like the meaning of life, and whether it was a wayward chicken that was responsible for this whole show, or an egg. Even better: shut up and write that book!