Next time someone mocks you, Aquarius, tell them this...

Next time someone mocks you, Aquarius, tell them this...

Luckily, Water Bearers don’t get offended easily, but people sure do like to make fun of our eccentricities. Here are some common insults – and how to shut them down.

Insult: “You need to ask for help more often.”
Reply: “I’ve got this.”

Insult: “You’re so weird.”
Reply: “Good – I don’t want to be boring.”

Insult: “You’re crazy!”
Reply: “I’m fully self-aware, so – NO.”

Insult: “Why don’t you just follow the instructions?”
Reply: “Because I know a better way.”

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