We all need a laugh, especially hard-working Capricorns!

We all need a laugh, especially hard-working Capricorns!

Need a break from work? Time for some Zodiac comic relief, Cap!

What car would each sign drive?

Aries: A red sports car
Taurus: A Ford... Taurus, of course!
Gemini: A 2-door coupe... or two cars, one for fun, one for commuting.
Cancer: Minivan
Leo: A limo or town car with a driver.
Virgo: Something sleek but still practical.
Libra: Doesn't own a car, likes to commute different ways or ride with someone else.
Scorpio: The latest trendy car, with tinted windows.
Sagittarius: A convertible, made for road trips or an RV.
Capricorn: A Mercedes, BMW, or Audi.
Aquarius: An all-terrain SUV like a Jeep.
Pisces: Something cute, like a VW Beetle or Smart Car.

Adapted from a joke by Paul Kavanaugh

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